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Happy Friday, ya punks.

It's a happy, toe-tappy, non-nappy fun-filled Friday in the sunny suburbs of the wiley Washington metro area. I've had so many, many things (thank you commandant L'sarde) to write about this week... so many (many) in fact, that my brain jammed and I wrote nothing. The mental constipation has finally cleared. Today mark's the return of the old weekly piece... Friday's Amazing Retard Trophy.

And the winner this week is... drum roll please... actually, in this case skip the drum roll and go with a French horn instead.
The winner is...
Head Frog Jaques Chirac.

Being French almost got Blaque Jaques Chirac the award, but the fact that he is personally financing and pushing technology in France to overtake the IT world demonstrates that he's equally brain dead as he is smelly. So very, very smelly.

Firstly... France. This question is for you. France. Why did you elect a le President that got his hinder beaten by Bugs Bunny? I swear that little guy is an idiot standing up there on his damn dam with a cannon yelling, "hey rah-beet!" only to be blown up by said rabbit who was standing behind him on a bigger damn dam with a bigger cannon.
"Hey Fren-chee!"

And don't counter with the fact that Washington DC elects crackheads for mayors. I'd take a DC crackhead over a French midget with a 5 o'clock shadow at 10 in the morning.

So France wants to beat out Google to be the best search engine ever... yay for them. Great to have ambition. Who is building it? The French government (they're helping between finger wagging sessions), the French IT company (there's one), and a German IT company. Hey France (bon jour!)... if you act surprised when you get this new google (le google) machine delivered to you from Germany and open it up only to find Artie Johnson sitting inside with specticles and spiked helmet claiming how the whole project is "very interesting, but also stupid"... you have no one blame but yourself.

I actually think it'd be funny if the Germans helped the French build a new search system. Convince them to spend all of their resources on it and aim for the top. And the day it's unveiled... invade. There'd be panzers in Paris, but the french fried frogs would get the best search result possible in a POW camp. Good for you.

If there's anyone who is French and is reading this. I would like to actually apologize. I can get a bit spun up some times. I'm very, very sorry you're French.
Vive le us.

****As a side note... Bill O'Reilly isn't going to be the icon graphic forever for the F.A.R.T posts... he's just filling in today.

****Another side note (at the bottom)... Becker is the one who turned me on to this little piece of international debris... the French guy, not O'Reilly.