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Unclassified Nonsense I Don't Do Weddings Pt II

Odds are though... if someone asked me (ahead of time) to be a a guest and a bartender at their window... I'm sure I would. If I was only invited to save money on a pro bartender... well... piss on that.

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You gonna do the Bartending at my housewarming party? If I ever have one, that is... :)

Geeze if they want you to bartend why not just say so up front and toss a little money your way?

I kicked around the idea of HIRING you for about two minutes. Then I figured you'd have more fun talking to people and we both realized we didn't want any hard liquor at an event where both sides of the wedding had alcholics and broken marriages with all parties in attendance. Which is to say, we're no damn fun at all.

Yes Andrew... since you mentioned it ahead of time.

Becker, if you'd have asked, I'd have done it. But if you'd prefaced it with, "Hey Andrew, Eugene, and Schvin... I want you guys to be my groomsmen... hey Monty, I want you to be the bartender" I probably still would do it... but I'd pee in your drink.

Mmmm, yummy pee Vodka!

Isn't that Red Bull?

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