The Children Are Our Very Ugly Future
It was a nice day so I had a late lunch in the parking lot of a shopping center. Apparently, a nearby high school had let out or it was lunch time because the area was overtaken by high school kids shortly after I arrived. I noticed that the vast majority of the kids... were very ugly. Just ugly muttly looking kids. Maybe this is the crack baby generation or something.
Are kids everywhere looking like this? I don't remember kids being so universally toad-esque when I was in school. Maybe I was parked next to the Ugly School of America.
Luckily, I was able to overhear some of their conversations and these guys make up for their lack of physical prowess with their amazing intellectual skills. When they write the next version of HTML, I want a sarcasm tag.
I think I'll make sure I eat lunch somewhere else. Between the ugly kids and the vans with the pedophiles in them, the parking lot made me lose my appetite.
And it takes a lot to do that.