Friday's Amazing Retard Trophy for Cinco de Mayo
Today's award will actually be presented by Becker who wrote a justification for the award in a few short sentences that would have taken me three paragrpahs to articulate. Becker sez:
"Rep Pat Kennedy bashed up his car at 2:45 am. The arriving cops said he was drunk, but the higher ups pulled a half-assed coverup.
Why the FART? Because he has seven dollars more than God and he doesn't have the presence of mind to just hire a chaufueur. If it were me, I'd be getting tanked in the back seat of a limo while Kyle Petty drove my fat ass around."
Thanks for the FART Becker.
Becker is a decent family man... you can tell because he left out the hookers, drugs, and guns that would have been riding around in the limo with me if I were King of the Forest.
Also, keep an eye out for the return of the alcohol posts and reviews. I'll be tinkering with an old favorite recipe this weekend and I'll be posting recipes and reviews Sunday or Monday.