My Bologna Has a First Name, It's... um... Z-A-C-H-A-R-I-U-S.
So I saw yesterday that the jury in the big terrorist case has sentenced Zacharius Mousousooii (who cares really) to life in prison instead of death. The conventional wisdom is that he wanted to die and be a martyr or some such nonsense.
They shoulda killed him.
If they're going to keep him in prison, though, it should be a prison sponsored in part by Oscar Mayer. He should have to live in the bologna room. Everyday when it's his time to pray to his crap god... a Jewish woman should sit on his head and punch him in the crotch with a ham, screaming "Where's your god now, dirt bag?".
That'd be fun.
I also though that it'd be funny to give him daily blood transfusions of pig blood. During the process he'd have to watch Judge Judy and Desperate Housewives.
My wife thinks I'm mean, but my thought is that if Mr. Poo Stain (his given name in Arabic) is going to stand up in court and say that we can't do anything to him because he's great, Bin Ladel is great, and his god is great... we should look at this as a scientific experiment and see if he's right.
Ram a pepperoni stick in his hinder every hour on the hour.
That's if we keep him, I'm more of the mindset that we should have just shot him.
No frills, no lawyers... just have judge Brinkma stand up, draw a gun Eastwood style and plug him in the eye like Moe Green.
Would anybody really object? I mean anyone we care about?
I'm not in the pro-judge shooting defendant camp... I actually enjoy the rule of law. But if a defendant says I did it, I'd do it again... and I think that everyone in your country should die.... to me that sounds like it warrants a bullet in the eye.
I'm sure there is some activist group out there that would say it was naughty to eye shoot him.
But shoot them too.
And in case any of the hippie activists read this... uh yeah right... I actually understand the reasoning behind the 9/11 attacks. The US has done a pretty good job screwing over Arabs for quite a long time. If you act surprised that it happened, you're living in denial. That said, I'm in favor of paving the Middle East and putting up a Disney World. The Aladdin rides would be awesome. If you want to fight somebody... fight 'em all the way until there's nothing left... the US Middle Eastern policy has been a series of nose punches and then turning our backs on an angry enemy while dusting off our hands and thinking how "we showed them".
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http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/03/us...rssnyt&emc=rss
Quote:
"America, you lost!" Mr. Moussaoui shouted as he was led from the courtroom after the verdict was announced.
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I showed that to some of my hippie friends. I was stunned. They still think he's going to rot in prison glumly thinking over his role in helping/letting others kill 3,000 civilians. I mean, what part of "America, you lost!" is hard to understand?
Posted by: Becker | May 4, 2006 3:43 PM
I find it interesting that the prosecution's entire case for the death penalty rested on the fact that Moussaoui lied. He lied therefore he should die. There are no laws on any local, state, or federal U.S. codes that states a citizen or non-citizen must completely tell the truth when dealing with investigators. That coupled with the fact that Moussaoui was not even in on the September 11th plans makes the case for his death really weak.
As for Moussaoui's qoute, it's true. America has lost. Lost because we allowed ourselves to be so scared that we threw our own laws out in the name of security. We tap our citizens phones (land and cell) and internet traffic (yes, that means this blog too) without warrants. We imprison citizens for years at a time with no due process. We even ship them off to foreign countires to be tortured. Killing Moussaoui changes nothing. We'll still be unsecure, deep in Iraq and soon invading Iran, and most of all scared. So scared we would rat on our own parents to feel safer.
Posted by: B. | May 7, 2006 11:59 PM