Wedding Stories pt II
Anytime you get a dozen or so drunk people hanging out in a room, you are bound to have a few surprises. Little did I know that I was about to come up with a brilliant franchise idea.
Various members of the bridal party were discussing "what a nice surprise" it was to see so and so or such and such. I got bored with that conversation (as I'm prone to do) and interjected, "You what a really nice surprise is? Hookers with cake. Yeah buddy."
The laugh I got was good, but it wasn't enough. So I continued on... as I do...
"The door bell rings... DING DONG. Hey baby... I brought cake. And booty. I'm from hookerswithcake.com. Best surprise ever."
There was much rejoicing.
Next year I will launch www.hookerswithcake.com... taking care of your hungry and your horney with a one stop shopping solution.