Duh... sleepy
I don't have a F.A.R.T. for today.
I was going to give another one to Congress for giving themselves a raise... because they've done such a good job lately. I don't care about not raising minimum wage... I think it's fine that the govt leave that alone.
But it also looks like they're going to let the equal rights voting law/act expire, which makes me happy. The act did two things... one, it served as a reminder that states in the south used to lie, cheat, and steal votes away from black people. The act in that context is mostly symbolic. Voter manipulation still exists. Republicans will try to keep minorities away from the polls. Democrats will try to keep rednecks away.
The second and more practical purpose is that it requires election ballots to be printed in additional languages for people that don't speak english. Liberal windbags are now saying that it's unfair and racist to not print ballots in other languages. But then they forget that whole part of the immigration law that says to be a US citizen you have to be able to communicate in English. And you have to be a citizen to vote. So really... you don't need a law that requires bilingual ballots because you have to have learned english to be a citizen in the first place.
That is of course, unless you've cheated.
English... love it. Get used to it. If you want the "American Dream" you have to sell yourself out just like every american. You can drop your native language at the door. No one here gives a damn about your cultural identity. We just want an SUV with better gas mileage.
I'm so sleepy.
I had another point, but I'm too tired to type it out. It revolved around George W. Bush being a lying, hypocritical bastard or something though.
I think when I move, I'm going to move to Montana and get a ranch. And then a cowboy hat. Not a white trash Texas cowboy hat... with matching boots and a hubcat-sized belt buckle. Just a cowboy hat. Then I'd get a horse, a rifle and ride around my ranch. It would probably only take 15 minutes for me to fall off the horse and break my neck. At least then I don't have to figure out how to pay for the ranch.