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People Are Strange AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Not Pluto!

Breaking News... Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

It's a space rock.

The solar system has 8 planets, not 9.

This should be listed in the "who the hell cares" category.

I'm glad science has nothing better to do than this. While we're at it, let's make a tomato a vegetable instead of a fruit.

Has the international space wannabe community run out of things to discover in space so now they're just changing labels?

The sun is not a star... now it is a hot, light emitting radiation beacon, or HLERB. And comets are now ice darts. Intergalactic Space Darts.

A long time ago, we put a man on the moon... soon to be renamed Earth Junior... when did we give up on trying to go places in space and settle for renaming places we'll never go.

Kirk would be sad. I don't think he'd care if he was boldly going past a planet or making out with the green skinned natives of Rock #5. I think he'd just be happy to be out there. Spock on the other hand, would obsess about it.

Come to think of it... I bet Leonard Nimoy is behind this whole thing.

Oh well... I'm gonna run. I need to go work on my HLERB tan.

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