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People Are Strange So Long Internet Gambling

So... once again, Congress and Meat Puppet Bush have thwarted me.

Internet gambling in the United States is basically going to go bye-bye.

Long time anti-gambling people were finally successful in thwarting the gambling online by playing the terrorist card. It's well known of course that terrorists PartyPoker.com to fund jihads on everyone.

Right.

Lucky for me that the government took my ability to play poker online away... because I surely would have become a degenerate gambler and lost everything. Gambling is a sin... but it isn't in the 10 commandments so I guess it's a sin-lite.

I'm pretty tired of the government legislating things they shouldn't. Please stop trying to protect me from myself. I know me... I'm not scared.

If people need someone else to stop them from doing something... they're lost anyway.

I hope that the bill's sponsors, including my rep, get AIDS.

And Bush too.

And his family.

And his little dog too.