March Madness
March Madness is all the rage. People are all into brackets and foursomes and all sorts of things these days. What a great big waste of oxygen.
I don't like basketball. So there may be some bias there.
I've also never really understood the big deal behind college sports of any type. I imagine that it's all funded by the nut jobs in Texas that go crazy for high school football. At my old high school football games, it was just an excuse to get together with friends and hang out. I don't know if our team was any good or not. I don't think I ever watched a game. And I do like football. I coached intermural football for two years in college. I coached two different teams and both one the championship. That was fun. But it was because I was actually involved, not just watching it on TV while melting into the couch with chili con queso and nachos.
Kids often like to play basketball in the street on which I live. I often try to run them over on my way home from work. They're too fast though. One day... one day.
I need a faster car. With a plow.