Humpah-Lumpah-Loaf!
Last night, my youngest dog (8 months) hit puberty. He was wrestling with the big dog and started humping him. The big dog got out of the way and the little guy just kept on humping the air basically. He was looking at me like, "I'M POSSESSED!" (Think Martin Short in Innerspace)
The big dog suddenly realized the he'd been violated and promptly beat the crap out of the puppy.
The big dog then mounted the puppy's head and gave him what fer.
Big gay dog orgy at my place.
Also, I put a down payment on Operation Deck & Fence. It should be ready by the end of May... just in time for a 3 day holiday weekend party.