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Not-So-Special Olympics I'm Mildly Radioactive Man

So at 7:00AM I went into the hospital for an MRI. It was pretty much the same deal as last year... except instead of doing three passes/scans on my knee, they did six. The last three passes/scans came after I was injected with some sort of rare heavy metal called gadolinium. I don't know if I spelled it right. Basically, it messes with magnetic fields in the body and makes stuff shiney or something.

I'm really draggin.

My head is pounding and my stomach is flipping.

The metal juice stays in the blood vessels and will highlight areas that have (or don't) blood flow. Also, internal bleeding will show too.

I have to go throw up. Excuse me.

I've got another six hours of this before my kidneys get rid of the junk.

Maybe this is how they made T-1000s in Terminator 2.

That'd be bad ass. I'd be a liquid metal dude... with a bum knee.

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