Drink Rum

It is with regret that I announce the passing of a legend. Though he only lived a few short weeks, Foster Keggington is dead.

The thermostat and electronics on my kegerator suffered a meltdown and it's dead.

The remaining beer in the keg... also dead.

I'll be returning the corpse to Best Buy this week for a refund. The customer support people from the makers won't return my calls or e-mails so I'll just return it.

I really loved that thing...

At least I'll have the Holy Ale tap handle to remember it by.

Robert Stack once asked, "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud? And get kicked in head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. That never happens."

You're wrong Bobby. I know.