Who'd You Shoot?
While reading the paper this evening, I was posed with an interesting question... who would I rather shoot, Dick Cheney or Paris Hilton.
I couldn't find a single viable reason not to shoot either of them in favor of the other so I just left it with the notion that I'd just buy an extra bullet to cover both options.
In case you ever wanted proof in the lack of a benevolent diety... crack babies die... these two live.
My lawyers reminded me to note that I have no intention of shooting Dick Cheney or Paris Hilton. I will, however, have a massive party upon the death of either.
I've even got a Cheney sized kegerator... cold and frosty.