Drink Rum

I can't believe I used a title inspired by Mary Poppins.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I was looking at some stats and I'm happy to report a 50% increase in traffic over this time last month. I'm seeing a lot of new fingerprints in the logs and more frequent repeated visits as well. I guess if I keep writing, people will keep reading. Funny how that works.

In a bit of a clean up, I'm only keeping 10 days worth of posts on the front page. It was 14, but it was also 37 feet long and scrolling is neh fun.

If I keep up with the frequency of posts, I might drop it further to only a week's worth.

All of the old posts are still archived by date and convoluted subjectification.

Mary Poppins... sheesh. Don't get me started on Dick Van Dyke's woeful cockney accent. Did he go to Australia to learn that? He sounds like bloody Paul Hogan... "That's not a knife, Mary... this is a knife. Look, I'm a chimney sweep, I'm gonna throw another shrimp on the barbie!"

Stupid Dick Van Dyke and his stupid accents. I'm going to go to Aus (Oz) and start a revolt amongst my people. 'Stralians Against Dick Van Dyke.... or SAD VD.

That's not such a good acronym now that I think about it. I don't think anyone would join up with a club called SAD VD.

You've won this round mister Van Dyke... but I'll get you... I'll get you.

Good lord.