Why Do People Think Bathing in Cologne is Smart?
Why, oh why do people overdose on perfume and cologne?
For the love of gawd, do you not understand that you're killing my nose?
I just walked out of an elevator that had a lady in it that had to have dipped herself in cheapo Wal-Mart perfume. It burned my eyes. If I were attacked by a thug I would have thrown her at him because it would be like pepper spray, mace, and a tazer all in one. Uh, I can still taste her bitter air. Guh.
Now don't get me wrong... I love the subtle smells of pretty ladies. The key word there is subtle. You shouldn't ever be able to smell someone from beyond arm's length. If you can smell them from a different zip code... that's a bio hazard.
Tomorrow I leave for Seattle and I doubt that I'll be writing any more posts until after I get back next week. I'm sure that the long weekend will give me more than enough material for some posts. In the meantime, dear readers, enjoy your break from my blather.