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Wow... can you imagine my excitement to read the paper and find that Karl Rove (hereafter to be referred to as the Pillsbury Nazi) is leaving his position at the White House?

I'm thrilled. Thrilled thrilled thrilled.

Pilly has indirectly been responsible for some of the worst factionalization (Webster?) this country has seen in a long time. Something that stuck with me along time ago was in reading Thomas Jefferson, he repeatedly came back to the notion that factions would be the downfall of the US. Ol' Poppin' Fresh was a real mastermind of driving wedges into the population to further Dubs agenda. I'd argue, though, that if I wanted to get elected, I'd want to have my own Roundboy helping me. He was very good at what he did. I'd also think that after getting elected, I'd cut The Turdler loose. While he might be an election winning machine, he's done nothing for the country at best and at worst he's started the trend of marginalizing real issues for panic issues to produce fear and loathing in the American public.

It does crack me up a bit that Rovey the Wonder Whale feels victimized by the Dems. How can anyone be a vicitim of the Dems? That's like being a victim of Casper the Friendlt Ghost. Dr. Pudge said that he felt he like Moby Dick to the Dems Ahab.

You were half right, fat boy.

Yes, I know... it's a cheap shot to make fun of the fact that Karl Rove is a hefty round schmoo of a man. And I know that it's immature and poorly advised to point at his shiney bald head and laugh at the cruelty that nature played on him by cursing his great brain to live in a fortress of fat. All that aside, I bet that man has the worst body odor on a hot August day.

Seriously though, I have nothing against him.

Except that he should lay off the KFC big boy buckets.

I mean jeezy creezy dude, have you seen yourself?

Ugh.

Fat sack of human debris.

But seriously... good luck in the future Karl. Stay in touch... don't ever change! You Uncle Fester looking douche bag.