God is a Bully, Man!
So... if you read yesterday's post, you know that it wasn't fun day.
To that you can also added a multi-tractor trailer pile up on the interstate that closed it for an hour. I just wanted to go home. But no... god decided that it was better to smash two trucks together. (Imagine, if you will, the mental picture of a five year old kneeling on the floor with a toy truck in each hand and ramming them together in front of himself while shouting, "vrooom, vrooom". That's what god was doing. Or was it?
It wasn't a positive thing for anyone (except maybe the tow truck drivers). It seems if anything goes right in the world... someone gives god credit. If a kid survives a horrible house fire, people thank god. If the same kid were to have burnt up (crackle, crackle, crackle). Would be have been angry at god? Maybe, but probably not.
If there's a god, I don't think he's got the time, energy, or interest to... well... play god in the billions of people on the planet (or trillions if you believe that there's aliens out there). Well, no wait... god has plenty of time. I imagine if you have an eternal lifespan, you've probably got nothing to do. How many times can you make you kid's face appear on toast before it gets old? I think he's got energy two... he built the whole universe in a week, he set a bush on fire, he wrote on stone tablets with lightning for his sake. It takes energy to generate lightning... just ask Raiden.
So that just leaves interest. Why would god be interested in our little world?
Because it's entertaining.
Earth is god's favorite reality show ever,
He has his own version of Survivor... he calles it Survivor: The Middle East.
If you win... you get to play another game. If you lose... you get recycled.
I also think that god uses space shuttle rockets for lawn darts.
Where was my point? I dunno.
Some dude was talking to himself again in out mens room. It was pretty damn revolting.