It's the Mexican Tony Awards... aka Los Antonios
Before I do the afore promised Las Vegas story... I just have to say this...
Is it too friggin hard to wait until after Thanksgiving to start with the Christmas crap? I walked into the office today to be greeted by a big old (fake) Christmas tree in the lobby and wreaths all over the place. Man... the holiday does not need to keep creeping into months that are not December. Just stop it people. Otherwise I'm doing Halloween decorations from September 1 until Thanksgiving. (I found the coolest skeleton lawn flamingos....)
So anyway...
I was in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago.
Whoops. Turns out I don't have time for posting the post I meant to.
I'll only leave you with these words of wisdom... Don't ever let a stripper put her hand in your pocket. She is trying to steal your money. If you catch her trying to steal your money and she doesn't apologize... the black eye you give her will make her think twice about doing it to another customer.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night... except money thieving strippers who got what they deserve and that's exactly what I will tell the judge.