Seasons Greetings
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
-Mitch Hedberg
Happy/Merry/Feliz [Insert Whatever Holiday the Doctrine You Subscribe to Allows for Here]!
*Please note that if you do not have a seasonal holiday allowed to you, feel free to create one of your own.
So... From me to you, I hope everyone has a Wonderful Saint Bastard's Day.