25% Awesome
So, as you may know... I'm getting my leg chopped up in a few days. Tomorrow is my last day at work before what will likely be a month out of the office. I notified the work factory about this five weeks ago... ample time to plan. So we planned.
Then I got sick with bronchitis and missed most of last week.
So this week... everyone's in a panic.
What's actually funny is that I'm going to end up getting everything done in the four days I'm here this week. Basically, I'm doing 4 weeks worth of work in 4 days. And I'm enjoying it.
I think I should use this to my advantage. I should only work one week a month.
In the old days at the White House, I had a boss who told me I'd be in for a real eye opener when I left because apparently I could be equally successful with only exerting 25% of the effort.
He was right!
I don't know what to do with piles of time and relaxedness. Nope. But put me in a crash/crunch and I'm off to the races.
So I'm going to take the next month off. Get a new leg. Maybe be back in April.
I'll probably post here more frequently since I'll have some serious time on my hands. The first few posts may just be something like
"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my leg!!!!"
or
"drugs... awesome"
or
"how does an idiot become a police man?"
(that is my private moustache!")
or
"today, i watched seventeen episodes of The Facts of Life and Mindy is looking sexier every minute"
Five days left with a right leg.