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March 27, 2008

A Chilly 70 Degrees

So the results are in...

After a week of physical therapy, I can bend my leg 70 degrees. I can bend it about 45 degrees without any concern, but up to 70 isn't fun... but I can get it there.

I had a follow up with the good doctor. To make a long story short. Everything is moving along well. The bad news:

1-I have a dead spot on the top of my knee, to the right of the incision. Nerves were cut during the operation and will never grow back. I plan to leverage this into a new series of party tricks that include putting a cigarette out on my knee for money. I seriously can't feel part of my knee and apparently never will.

2-It's going to be a full year before I'm back to 100% strength in that leg. I'm still not allowed to do strength exercises yet. Mobility of the joint only.

3-I'm not allowed to walk without the immobilizer without the brace for another month. That sucks because I was walking without it yesterday and thought I was going to be braceless... but apparently my quad is so weak that I'm risking the leg just giving out and doubling up... which would be bad.

It still hurts from PT yesterday.

I'm still feeling in a funk... even moreso since the last post unfortunately. I'd love for there to be some improvement but I don't see it coming anytime soon. There are too many things weighing on my mind that either I can't control or are building up because of my total inactivity.

Bleh.

Perhaps something upbeat next time.

March 26, 2008

Unsettled

I'm about to complete my first week of physical therapy. The goal was to get my knee bending to 90 degrees. On Monday I was bending it 55 degrees with a fair amount of discomfort. Today I walked around my living room without a brace or a crutch. My knee didn't feel too steady, but it held up and didn't make me cry. So I guess that's a good thing.

It's been three weeks since the surgery. My thigh and calf muscles are stiff and angry from lack of use... and breaking (literally) them in over the past week has been tedious and uncomfortable. The swelling in most of the leg is gone, but it's still very pronounced in the knee itself. One of the medications I'm taking for swelling reduction is making me gain weight... sigh.

Tomorrow I go see the orthopaedic surgeon for another follow up.

Over the past few days I've felt myself becoming increasingly unsettled. I can't tell if it's the boredom of being stuck in my house for weeks, the continuing inability to do everyday things like a take a shower, or the basically annoying and constant discomfort in my knee.

Going back to work might help some of the boredom and I'm having money coming in would be a welcome change, but I'm not sure that'd settle my nerves. After being gone for close to a month, it'd almost be like starting a new job... except that I already know that I'm mentally detached from it a basic level.

I've just been feeling very unsettled the past couple of days.

That being said... there are some very positive things going on.

I'm having a good time using the little power carts at the grocery stores. I have to say, the carts at Target are designed for big fat people and not people with leg injuries. The ones at the grocery stores have a place to put your busted leg so as to be comfy. Not so with the ones at Target. They have a little placard that say one rider only and rider weight capacity is 650 pounds. (No lie, the load capacity is like 800 total) So Target is catering to the fat immobile crowd versus the actually injured crowd. My thought is if you're too fat to walk Target shouldn't encourage your fatitude by giving you a ride at the expense of providing aid to people who didn't hurt themselves through years of unending gorging.

The horn on the carts... awesome.

Oh, while at Target's checkout today. A woman and her fat kid (trend) cut in front of me in line and then pretended not to see me getting in line with my power cart. So I accidentally ran into her. Twice.

Later this weekend, I'll be getting something really awesome delivered. I'll post about that then.

At some point I'll also have to post something on the coolness of acupuncture. I've been getting poked for the past month to help with surgery and healing and all that good stuff and it's really been helpful... although after doing some bank math, I need to postpone further needle adventures until I'm working again. (Chinese needle point isn't cheap.)

Ramble, ramble. I should sleep. I've got physical therapy in 6 hours followed by the doctor visit. I think after that... I'm going to pass out.

March 14, 2008

Spitzapuhloozah

Governor Spitz has resigned.

He has shamed himself by overspending on hookers.

He has demonstrated his own double standard by arresting hookers and shutting down prostitution rings while chartering flights to Florida to get dirty dirty boom boom in the sunshine state.

He also tried to swallow his own face.

It's funny... I was originally going to punch at Spitz for his antics, but that's kinda old news at this point. More fun is to punch the news media, especially the sexist women's groups that are making this into an issue about his wife's appearance at the resignation.

Spitz's wife, who looked very displeased, appeared next to her husband when he spoke to the press. Now the media is picking on what a horrible sham it was that they made Mrs. former Gov appear as the steady wife when he was as bastard of a husband.

Maybe she actually is a steady wife and wants to be there.

Is she incapable of her own thought? I'd like to think that she's standing there because for whatever reason she feels it's best for her. I'd imagine if she was a 100% "victim" as I heard thrown around, she'd not be there. She'd have burned his stuff and moved in with her sister.

Maybe she knows that comes with the territory. Maybe they've got a swinger arrangement. Maybe she's got something going on the side. Maybe they're in a loveless marriage and she doesn't care... she's just mad because he blew it and they're getting kicked out of the gov's mansion.

Who knows? She does. Maybe Spitz does too. I don't. Nor do I care. Nor do I think it's anyone else's problem. I wish people would stop caring about the fringes of politics. People's sex lives, family lives, personal issues... all of the stuff that has no place in politics. I wish the government would get out of people's personal space and I wish that people and the press would get out of the politician's personal space.

It's sad.

The economy is tanking. The war is a monetary nightmare. People are dying. Things aren't well.

And our congress is questioning baseball players about steroids. It's news to our president that gas prices are going to set record prices in the next few months. In flipping channels, the major network news channel that I landed on was doing a piece on who would the best actor/actresses for the movie of this story.

Our priorites are so skewed.

March 10, 2008

I'm Scarred

Well, it's been a week since my surgery.

I'm still in pain. Not end of the world pain, but persistent discomfort.
I've finally found the holy grail though... a way to sleep a full 8 hours. It's amazing what that does for me. So I'm feeling better rested. The meds I have are wonderful at keeping the pain down. So all is not lost.

As I mentioned in my very brief post after surgery, they did not break my leg. I had a bit of a surprise when I took off some bandages and discovered that even though they didn't break my leg, they did do something on my knee that required it to be openned up. There's a six inch gash running down the center of my knee that's held together with 15 metal clips/staples. I'm not sure about that. I have an appointment tomorrow to go over the operation with the doctor. I'm curious... because if he didn't do the osteotomy (leg break) it was all going to be done arthroscopically. Something was done that needed access to the whole knee. I wonder what it was.

Also... my entire leg, from thigh to ankle is swollen... I have one Hillary Clinton leg (the swollen one).

If people really want to see what it looks like, comment and I'll post a couple of pictures in a secret place.


March 4, 2008

There's Some Angry Juice in Me

Well folks, the surgery is over.

The short version is that they did not break my leg. It went well. My knee hurts like hell at the moment. I'm keeping it somewhat under control with the power of percocet.

I'll post more later, but for now know that I am at home and resting and things went well.

Thanks very much for the well wishes and the calls. I'm sorry I didn't talk to anyone today... I was just a bit too uncomfortable to chat. I do appreciate the calls, e-mails, and text messages.

Goodnight for now.

March 3, 2008

Click

I'm 2 hours and 13 minutes away from surgery.

I'm leaving for the hospital now.

I appreciate everyone's well-wishes.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I won't forget to breathe.