Spitzapuhloozah
Governor Spitz has resigned.
He has shamed himself by overspending on hookers.
He has demonstrated his own double standard by arresting hookers and shutting down prostitution rings while chartering flights to Florida to get dirty dirty boom boom in the sunshine state.
He also tried to swallow his own face.
It's funny... I was originally going to punch at Spitz for his antics, but that's kinda old news at this point. More fun is to punch the news media, especially the sexist women's groups that are making this into an issue about his wife's appearance at the resignation.
Spitz's wife, who looked very displeased, appeared next to her husband when he spoke to the press. Now the media is picking on what a horrible sham it was that they made Mrs. former Gov appear as the steady wife when he was as bastard of a husband.
Maybe she actually is a steady wife and wants to be there.
Is she incapable of her own thought? I'd like to think that she's standing there because for whatever reason she feels it's best for her. I'd imagine if she was a 100% "victim" as I heard thrown around, she'd not be there. She'd have burned his stuff and moved in with her sister.
Maybe she knows that comes with the territory. Maybe they've got a swinger arrangement. Maybe she's got something going on the side. Maybe they're in a loveless marriage and she doesn't care... she's just mad because he blew it and they're getting kicked out of the gov's mansion.
Who knows? She does. Maybe Spitz does too. I don't. Nor do I care. Nor do I think it's anyone else's problem. I wish people would stop caring about the fringes of politics. People's sex lives, family lives, personal issues... all of the stuff that has no place in politics. I wish the government would get out of people's personal space and I wish that people and the press would get out of the politician's personal space.
It's sad.
The economy is tanking. The war is a monetary nightmare. People are dying. Things aren't well.
And our congress is questioning baseball players about steroids. It's news to our president that gas prices are going to set record prices in the next few months. In flipping channels, the major network news channel that I landed on was doing a piece on who would the best actor/actresses for the movie of this story.
Our priorites are so skewed.