You're Not Fooling Anyone, You Know?
OK ladies... here's some helpful information from your fashionista Monty.
I know nothing about fashion.
I don't.
I do know this.
If you can't walk in high heels, don't wear high heels.
There is no benefit provided by faux height or calve definition that isn't obliterated by the teetering and tootering of wobbly woobly ankles.
I was at the mall this weekend... miserable for that very reason. I saw a gal walk by and said to myself, "Self! She looks interestingly tall and perhaps her legs look leaner or something. It's a shame she appears to be suffering from Parkinsons Disease when she walks."
This lady need a spotter.
She was so unskilled at the tall shoe that she really looked like she was about to eat it at any second. She was trying hard to make it work. Face forward, arms down... ankles bending hither and yon. Trying to act like she was doing it on purpose. All the LA models look like they're having a seizure.
Don't fall for the hype. Don't fall off your shoes.