Doctor Whatnow?
I was on my way to a party last night and needed to pick up some beer on my way.
I went into a Bloom grocery store... which I understand used to be the Food Lion chain... but now they think they're flowers or something.
So I was wandering down an aisle and saw a 2 liter bottle of what I thought was Mountain Dew with a new logo or something. But it wasn't. It was the Bloom knock-off brand called Mountain Lion. I don't know why anyone would want to drink bottled mountain lion. I've often found those goofy store brand drinks to have funny names and Bloom didn't disappoint. I spent a good ten minutes laughing at the bottle of Dr. Perky that I saw on the shelf next to the Mountain Lion.
Want some Dr Pepper? No! I want me some Dr Perky!
If I ever became a porn star... I'd call myself Dr. Perky.